I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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