11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
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It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
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Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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