I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
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I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
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She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
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