so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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