So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
How drunk are you?
Completed.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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