i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I see more hoeing in ur future
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