Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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