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TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
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We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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