wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
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Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
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dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
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