He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
