Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Randomize
