Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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