This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
This beer is not sobering me up at all
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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