Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
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I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
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My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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