If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
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My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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