Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
He is an equal opportunity slut.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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