your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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