Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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