Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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