That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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