I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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