Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.Â
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
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It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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