fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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