I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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