So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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