i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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