Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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