M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
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My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
So much rum. So many feels.
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I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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