I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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