4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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