no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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