As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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