i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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