wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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