What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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