hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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