you win again, gameday.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
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I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
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you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize