..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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