the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
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I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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