He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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