no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Are my feet made of real feet?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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