Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
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