Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Randomize
