Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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