and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
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So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
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Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Just puked most of my soul out..
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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