Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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