We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
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How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
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GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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