I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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