Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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