dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
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His hands were made for my vagina.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
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we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
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