hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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