My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Randomize
