How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
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Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
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I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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