i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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