So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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