Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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