she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
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you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
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Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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